Happy New Year, readers. And Happy World Hypnotism Day!
That's right: Today (really) is World Hypnotism Day. (And we didn't get the day off. Can you believe it?)
In honor of this event, I bought a new watch. Would you like to see it? OK, here it is...
Shiny, isn't it?
It's fun to watch it sway to and fro. That's right. Just focus on the watch. Back and forth. Back and forth.
There. Do you feel nice and relaxed? Highly suggestible? Goooood. Now:
You are happy. You will praise this blog post and the person posting it. You will leave comments every day.
You will quit using ALL CAPS when sending e-mail or commenting on blogs, facebook, etc. That is internet 101.
You will make every effort to spell correctly when writing online correspondence. A mistake is no big deal. Pages full of mistakes shows you are really not paying attention.
You will stop using your cell phone while you drive, especially for texting. You will pull over when you do have to be involved in a call...especially if you are one of those folks that talks with your hands.
Anyway, as I was saying: Happy World Hypnotism Day.
Thanks To Runner's World Daily
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Wow I feel really happy all of a sudden.
Oh crud, I need to put down my cell phone & drive...
You are funny (& s.t.) :)